Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.  But do you really know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.


In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.*

as relayed by Mr Bill Weeks - James Coleman Gallery

Recipe - Fried Lettuce Salad

bacon
red onion
black or green olives
extra virgin olive oil
strong dry cheese - I like Irish cheese - grated
baby iceberg lettuce
rock salt and fresh cracked pepper.
red wine vinegar

extra plus (mix of mush made by a couple of my fellow artists at the Scottsdale show -
consists of garlic, jalapeños, ginger and olive oil blended together)

start off by cooking up a few slices of bacon.
When crispy, remove from pan and dice.
Tip most of the bacon grease out (not down the drain! oil does not go down the drain) but leave a little there for later on.

Dice red onions and olives.

Slice baby lettuce in half and place in the hot pan, cook until fried brown on cut side then place on plate cooked side up, garnish with cheese then follow with the rest - easy and dam good by themselves as a side!!

Art - Objects Appear Closer

'Objects in the Mirror Appear Closer than they are'

Latest surfboard adorns a close up shot of a Zebra.

This was created during the Celebration of Fine Art in Scottsdale Arizona - love this one

Celebrate of fine Art

Well we are a month into this 3 month festival, enjoying all aspects of this except for surf and family - yes I know the order I put this. The fam has been a out and I talk constantly to my girls - surf cant talk on the phone!
Here are some shots from the set up where we had a shell, that was only a couple of walls and a freshly laid cement floor.
New work is completely inspired by my new tent crowd, it is refreshing to be surrounded by artists that arent necessarily coastal influenced, I am drawing lines from native indian artist - James Ayers, urban artist - James Randle, and Vintage Vehicle artist - Santiago Michalek among others.

set up - not sure what I am supposed to do here!

a few days later the easel is out and paint is moving.

Not sure what is next on the easel or what will even come off it - but things are moving.

Art - new snowboards from scottsdale

Betweeen the LinesDrawing Lines

Lines lines everywhere - new work from the desert.

art - snowboards (NEW)

   First light                                            Fresh

Just so you know